Merc6969

Sick move, bro

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML