Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
sassyone123
CallMeJesusFreak
United States
KJL
United States
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nasty
Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML