Ninja_Plumber

Mr NY, USA 28 years-old

sexyhobbit 12 July 2014, 00:26 Pittsburgh, United States

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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weeping_angel_ 12 July 2014, 14:00 Cortland, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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