SilentWindmill

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

Bad start to the day

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML