MuffinKiller

Miss Wonderland, Wonderland

Anonymous 9 October 2010, 05:15 New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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Anonymous 21 February 2013, 13:43 Boise, United States

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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