Cop-er-Pot
Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML
LucifersSonSatan
Mr Portland 40 years-old It's complicated
wait, what
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, I found a 2-page letter nailed to the door of my car demanding that I break up with my girlfriend, Janet, so that a "real man" can date her instead. I’m a single straight woman and I don’t know anybody called Janet. FML
cam96
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Good job, team
Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML