Crystaljean98

Miss Goleta, USA 28 years-old Single

okseñoryoucrazy 2 February 2015, 00:43 Tacoma, United States

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

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Anonymous 16 February 2015, 03:25 Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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