NotSoEmo

Mr Marion, U.S.A. 29 years-old

fecurtis 22 January 2009, 14:38 United States

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

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Anonymous 13 November 2010, 17:55 United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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