Tayz_bunny7

Melbourne, Australia Single

geewhy 26 December 2012, 21:20 South Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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Alone 28 December 2012, 05:24 United States

Please don't!

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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