sunkist324

Miss Sudbury, Canada 32 years-old In a relationship

miiiiilk 5 December 2010, 11:12 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Superfuzz Big Muff

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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techiefIve This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

The prequels were great, actually

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

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