gb739 - 19/01/2014 17:31 - United States Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML 35 328 3 414
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Easyjet anonymous - 07/01/2011 20:21 - United States Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML 32 166 14 040