princessj - 16/10/2010 05:50 - United States Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML 31 898 6 154
Kinda sus Anonymous - - United States Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML 40 790 4 918