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Mr Minneapolis (the ghetto) Minnesota, USA 31 years-old

Eddie 7 August 2011, 19:43 Israel 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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anonymous 19 October 2011, 12:19 Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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