Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML 34 867 23 607
Living life on low battery mode skigal24 - - United States Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML 33 137 16 783
Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML 54 510 8 822