Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Ledesma1995
Mr Some Where in Cali, The United States of America 31 years-old
mannydanny
United Kingdom
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Prospects
Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML