mike
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
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HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
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damnalltheasshol 0
1st
HomeAl0ne 20
And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?
tj4234 36
gotta learn somehow.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
...or for avoiding going to jail after whacking somebody.
margie2194 12
She's preparing you for the future. What an excellent mother.
stewpididiot 11
Im lovin OPs Moms sense of humor & irony......Not much gets by you, does it, # 3 ?
DJR_fml 2
#34 You couldn't have picked a better name for yourself.
ObeseKitten 0
3. Your picture should be the response to this FML.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Edit: Nevermind, I didn't read into the FML enough, forget I made a comment
otb113 7
Dont. Drop. Soap.
MrSassypants 34
I won't but I'll still bend over. ;)
Mysanitywins 10
That's hot 23.
HomelessMuslim 0
That's hot 47.
Blazingcrono 6
Hotness Muslim* Fixed it for you.
CryMoreFMLs 15
That's hot 58.
thisbitchdani 3
That's damn sexy, 87.
irokyoursox 6
I'm hot.
HomelessMuslim 0
You turn me on 88.
ItsTheKing 10
Your exciting me 99.
baconftw 9
I'm getting off to all of you.
ItsTheKing 10
How long do you think it will take sirin to find this and smash us to moderated hell?
Insane_Tea 15
I dunno. But in the meantime. hehe ;)
pulkit10 3
Be happy, she knows you well.
flapjacklux 8
I hope you change the way she sees you.
animalover721 3
Either ur mom just doesn't believe in u, or you are truly a lawbreaker. Ummm good luck op :P
melchibr_fml 0
you might want to practice butt secks as well. I heard prisons are into that kind of stuff.
ergg123 3
Work on your spelling champ
LexBvl 4
I don't understand why people get so anal about things... U see wut u did thur?!
Sgt_Minty 0
Did someone say...butt secks :)??!!?!!!
brownsugarbear 1
secks? no dear, sex.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Rules for prison: 1. Don't drop the soap. 2. Don't make eye contact, especially in the shower or mess hall. 3. Don't speak unless spoken to.
MrSassypants 34
If everyone followed rule #3 it would be pretty quite.
_Oblivion_ 12
or 2 under certain cercumstances
HomelessMuslim 0
Tie a string to the soap and you solved problem one. ?
intothecrypt 3
Go try to try something to a wet bar of soap and if it doesn't work, you know the consequences.
intothecrypt 3
try to tie*, not try to try. Sorry.
Medcanyon 10
She just wants you to practice when u are going to escape
btnhdude 0
Tech N9ne is the shit.
onelastime 0
#2 already said that. Plus, their wording is better
TheCylonmaster 3
No shit Shurelock
perdix 31
Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.
Sweej 1
That's weird... Just last night your girlfriend asked my to lay down my **** in her hole and see if it fits... It did, and we went all night long. Wrecked.
HomelessMuslim 0
And than have butt secks. :)
HomelessMuslim 0
And than have butt secks. :)
hamncheeseinit 6
LMFAO!!!
sciencekidster1 8
Ask about her days spent there. She can probably give you some good digging advice.