Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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