Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML 32 994 15 779
Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML 23 150 48 342
Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML 41 632 12 950