car - 21/08/2010 05:25 - Australia Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML 31 742 4 102
screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML 45 036 5 456