kira1366

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

Today, I shat a magnet. FML