Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
jo929
Miss Los Angeles, USA
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
blind_date
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Todd is fine, and you?
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
kawaiixalice
United States
Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML