Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML
SunshineLust
Miss Bromley, London, England 31 years-old
Early start
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
TMI
Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML