Lalo16

Mr Milwaukie, US 28 years-old Single

buddy 26 January 2009, 14:58 United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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offbeans 17 February 2009, 02:29 United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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Anonymous 10 October 2012, 21:48 Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Communication tool

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

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