Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML 32 569 14 705
Anonymous - 22/10/2010 01:03 - France Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML 35 715 5 056
Drilled dammit - 10/08/2010 05:19 - United States Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML 42 406 4 387