KVloveBC

My Sweetheart, U.S. 36 years-old In a relationship

nukebroadcast 16 December 2010, 06:32 United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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Stormbringer 1 February 2011, 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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