Miss Coeur d'Coeurs, US of A 30 years-old
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML
Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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