hazelnuts

Townsville, Australia 39 years-old In a relationship

Yo mom 27 December 2011, 07:12 United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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SaintGoobers 6 October 2014, 20:24 Cambridge, United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

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