cakehhx

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

Happy Birthday

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML