TeneilAnderson

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35 years-old
Sunday 23 December 1990
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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

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I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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50 favorites

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100 kick-ass comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

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YDI Master

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Judgmental

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It's in the can!

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Teneilanderson's favorite FMLs

Encouragement

By shorty - 19/02/2026 06:00 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 783

You deserved it 6 977

Saxophone solo

By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 929

You deserved it 4 581

By mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 569

You deserved it 60

By AOart1st - 21/11/2014 03:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 229

You deserved it 17 716

By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 505

You deserved it 4 688

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KristaAaronn 25

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:47

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks