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Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

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KidCracken 0

Just tell her then.. he deserves it..

DocBastard 40

Mom: Help your brother get a girlfriend. OP: I...can't. Mom: You're a terrible person for not helping. OP: No, it's complicated, mom! Mom: How could it be complicated? Find a girl for him to ****! OP: Guy. Mom: What?? OP: I said "gay." Shit, I mean "guy." Shit, I mean..

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whatwhatbuttbutt 4

Just tell her. Let's see how funny your brother thinks it is once you do that.

MissSmileyFace 0

lmao

Lumpyjello 0

Wow that kid is a jerk

dt520 4

i usually dont endorse outing gays without their support but **** him if hes gonna be a douche

pip74205 9

Come up with some kind of epically embarrassing way to reveal your brother's sexual orientation to your parents. A simple way could be to respond that you tried, but your brother said she wasn't manly enough. More entertaining would be to get a girl to come over on a 'blind' date. Then, have her look at your brother, say something along the lines of "You set me up with the fag!?" then some swear words at you before storming out.

dani22097 0

how about you give him a helping hand out of the closet an tell her

beatlesfreak 0

Wow, your mom is a total bitch. Just 'cause she wants you to get him a girlfriend, she gets mad at you? That is some stupid logic.

GodofRandom 0

Yeah seriously. Either way, it's not your problem whether or not he has a boy/girlfreind. And if he's fonna be an ass about it, tell her that he's gay. Problem solved.

poppyseed420 9

just find him a girlfriend and let him deal with it/her

aks85 0

its not your job to find your brother a person. Don't know about you but my parents stayed away from match making. Thank goodness. If he's gonna be a douche about it, then out him. Serves him right.