Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, after a particularly nasty bout of diarrhea, I somehow managed to get poop on the ceiling. I still don’t know how it ended up there, and I’m too short to reach it. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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mds9986 24
Human helicopter
Emmamazing 26
I have long hair. This is my biggest fear come true
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Comments (41)
tastychickens 13
I feel your pain. My hair is down to my thighs and gets caught in the car door and the seat belt mechanism when the belt retracts. It's worth it though.
rileyrae0000 23
That just seems excessively long, wow!
deathshead 19
yea maybe just a bit overboard.
melanielovejeff 15
I'm the same way #16 :D I love my hair
SubparAtBest 23
lol spend 40 min in the shower just doing shampoo
weaponofchoice6 11
**** me, ouch!!!!!!!!!!
rileyrae0000 23
Did you really feel a deep sense of need to express this comment?
RedPillSucks 33
@17, well if you insist, but what does that have to do with OPs hair
pixierara 28
Ouch, I have short hair but that hurts to think about. I hope it didn't rip out any hair or at least not enough to be very noticeable
MidnaLink 35
I see razors in your future!
alfalfalaffa 17
That really blows. You mustn't be a fan of what happened. I imagine this event gave your head a spin.
worldclassrager 41
Time for a haircut...or donate what you lost to locks for love
Alle29 14
I have the same problem
melanielovejeff 15
I feel your pain. My hair goes past my butt. It sucks when my hair gets caught in the car door, because the wind blows it out as I'm ******** the door. Only being mindful can solve this problem :)
melanielovejeff 15
Gotta love typo's, lol
SubparAtBest 23
Ok so you addressed this but I cant get over "******** the door" XD probably not the best experience
melanielovejeff 15
Haha... Yeah, it caught me by surprise ;)
paulrossi93 5
Why does this remind me of the minion xfinity commercial?
RealSuperSand 21
I know that feel but worse. I'm just tall enough for the ones in my house to smack my head when I walk under them. I've jumped out of bed before and jumped up after eating a meal and broken the glass bulb fixtures and the bulbs with my head before. Not a fun time.