Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Traumatic, but funny
Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
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Chubtubdaplaya 0
Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!
GrandeCarne 0
HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride
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maddog_fml 0
Hahaha! that was funny. But shit, hope everything is well with you.
russianspy1234 11
Let me see if I can translate this... "Today, I didn't get raped. FML"
dyld921 2
"Today, my ****** wasn't forcefully used without my consent, but all the stuff in my wallet was. FML"
Moo_Horse 0
lol 20
dyld921 2
Mugging with a side of attitude. Love it. Have a nice life. Or what's left of it.
Tep_Zepi 0
Being mugged and getting burned. FYL.
tarheel22893 0
with his penis... and then you can also say you got some surprise sex
chowyuk 0
so instead of screaming for help you wanted to confirm you were being mugged odd
ananamoose 0
"WAIT stop what your doing!!!! I just need to make sure of something real quick, are you trying to take my wallet? Oh you are? ok just wondering have a good day, its ok everyone, i didn't know what he was doing at first but i asked him and hes just robbing me so its ok at least i know and he wasnt sneaky about it"
shineyourlight_x 0
hahahahahah
DaBombb316 0
Oh come on I can't believe this has not been said.......are you mugging me? no I grabbed you for your looks. Here's you sign
jdizzle1245 0
i hate heres your signs dont do them there a crappy variation of you might be a redneck!!!!
thaShit 0
I believe you. This is how conversations between muggers and people being mugged occur. You are a contributing member to this website.
soccergirl37 0
Mugger ftw.
aback 5
That's adding insult to injury.