Animals: Today, while taking a picture of my new cat she gave me a kiss....

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By biochem19 - 15/07/2016 05:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, while taking a picture of my new cat she gave me a kiss. Excited that she seemed to be warming up to me, I went to scratch her chin. I now have a bloody gash. FML

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Poke0n0go 6

Friday 15 July 2016 16:03

It's because cats retain some ancient instincts of a lion, in reality it means the want to kill you, but alas they are too small :p the more you know

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:00

Not every cat likes the same thing. It'll take time to see where she actually likes being scratched and petted.

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Poke0n0go 6

Friday 15 July 2016 16:03

It's because cats retain some ancient instincts of a lion, in reality it means the want to kill you, but alas they are too small :p the more you know

sohigh10 34

Friday 15 July 2016 16:59

The kiss of death

thrifting 18

Friday 15 July 2016 20:46

Cats only love you on their terms. Go easy until she's more comfortable in the new environment!

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:00

Not every cat likes the same thing. It'll take time to see where she actually likes being scratched and petted.

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