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interesting33 37
Guess the drawer hiding place was a dildon't
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like your dad needs his own *****. It's only a couple months before Christmas, so get shopping.
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protoskore 27
wash with plenty of disinfectant before you next use it. you do(n't) know where its been
fjvitt 14
Maybe there was a ghost-rider...
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Find a better hiding place for it.