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Carebeareatu North Richland Hills, United States

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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Carebeareatu 23

op here. I don't know why they did. I dont want to know why they did.

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roza043 14

Did she put her fingers in her woo-hoo?

jw90 18

Does she eat a lot of pickles?

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Wizardo 34

Ho get it checked out and get it sorted out, no time line the present...

djxerxes9000 18

Your sister may be pickle ****** from Clerks 2.

lolita88_fml 27

Pickle-******....that's a new insult for the book, thank you :P

siggy_mcsigx 22

This can't be true...

Jemm_fml 29

Fingers don't generate smells, but I know something else that does. You should probably get her to a doctor and get yourself some olfactory bleach.

lolita88_fml 27

And brain bleach to forget the whole horrible business.

BFons 19

I love pickles!

threer 30

As one consciousness, we all love pickles, remember?

brandoneyez1 25

Sounds like she just stuck her fingers in your face, which were just freshly in her hoo ha and u just smelled it.

lysx84 24

Glad you cleared that up.

JanisEvans 10

Thanks Captain Obvious.

asparagus12 21

This is one situation where a rewind button would be handy!

pedinhuh 23

...Boy, thats messed up, I don't know whats worse here, the fact the your sis' pussy smells like that or the fact that she pointed her pussy smelly finger up your nose so you can know how she smell...ARRGHHH! BTW she should get that checked out quickly

mFUNdo21 17

op didn't actually SAY her fingers had been there. she could have recently eaten a ton of pickles and couldn't get the smell off her fingers!!!

Ari1337 15

she wouldn't be so concerned about the smell if she ate a lot of pickles.

Zebediabolical 45

Something like this happened to me once. That's the day I took up my life-long love affair with bourbon. At least I think that's how it started. I drink to forget and apparently it works.