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Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lol! Another mystery solved, boys! Good work!

Inspired22 11

Well, all you can do is the best you can! It should have occurred to her that if she called 911, she'd worry people by not answering right away...

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I guess thats one way to find out of someone's knocked out or not.

Well at least now you can just tell people she was KOed when you got there.

Why are people choosing YDI??

I feel awful I laughed so hard at this. I'm also thrilled that my door is glass right now .

This is crazy. Just today this happened at my school..

becca9985 34

I love the illustration here! It almost looks like one of those Middle Ages/Renaissance mobs where people are carrying pitchforks and scythes and spears. Only here they have axes, chainsaws, and what looks to be a mallet, in addition to the giant battering ram.