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By fantabulosastic - 16/05/2016 14:31 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house and let my ex-boyfriend move in to my room. FML

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angelnursery 18

Tuesday 17 May 2016 4:31

?????? uh???? what the ****??

PikarooArtist 17

Tuesday 17 May 2016 19:52

Looks like your mother is the "toxic" parent, what you need to do is go back, pack your stuff and move somewhere else because your ex is an ex for a reason, let her live with that ex while letting her be miserable with him. Hell! Let them make each other miserable!

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angelnursery 18

Tuesday 17 May 2016 4:31

?????? uh???? what the ****??

PikarooArtist 17

Tuesday 17 May 2016 19:52

Looks like your mother is the "toxic" parent, what you need to do is go back, pack your stuff and move somewhere else because your ex is an ex for a reason, let her live with that ex while letting her be miserable with him. Hell! Let them make each other miserable!

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