Money: Today, my mom had knee surgery, can't work So she told me not... - FML

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By Unbansawsage - 16/07/2016 00:57 - United States - Gresham

Today, my mom had knee surgery, can't work So she told me not to any expect allowance for awhile. My PC won't work because my video card died so I busted my ass doing yard work for people to get a new one. A few weeks later and here I am with 500$ not able to buy it because it's "insensitive". FML

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:27

You worked hard to save up money for it so you should be able to get one even if your mom says its "insensitive" you worked hard to get the money for it so go buy it.

liloh_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:30

how is your behavior "insensitive"? you worked for your own money and you're allowed to spend it on whatever you want.

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:27

You worked hard to save up money for it so you should be able to get one even if your mom says its "insensitive" you worked hard to get the money for it so go buy it.

liloh_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:30

how is your behavior "insensitive"? you worked for your own money and you're allowed to spend it on whatever you want.

KingDarsh 5

Sunday 21 August 2016 0:13

you worked for it its yours to spend how you want buy your vid card OP

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