Love: Today, my crazy ex girlfriend, who cheated on me and left me... - FML

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By AnalSpelunking - 05/05/2016 16:22 - United States - Ellensburg

Today, my crazy ex girlfriend, who cheated on me and left me for another guy 6 months ago, won't leave me alone. She tracked me down at the bars on my 21st birthday and my friends have been getting calls from her wanting to know where I am. I saw her drive away from my apartment complex tonight

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miranda9202 15

Friday 6 May 2016 7:06

You might want to pay a little more attention to your surroundings from now on. If this behavior continues and gets more aggressive, you should probably report it to the police.

Seeyounarabish 21

Friday 6 May 2016 4:59

Run OP!! If you can't, get maximum security motion detector disintegrating laserbeams... See if that doesn't stop her!

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Seeyounarabish 21

Friday 6 May 2016 4:59

Run OP!! If you can't, get maximum security motion detector disintegrating laserbeams... See if that doesn't stop her!

miranda9202 15

Friday 6 May 2016 7:06

You might want to pay a little more attention to your surroundings from now on. If this behavior continues and gets more aggressive, you should probably report it to the police.

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