Love: Today, my boyfriend of nearly 3 years told me he wants to continue... - FML

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By mille - 07/06/2016 11:06 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 3 years told me he wants to continue our physical relationship, even though he hasn't been in love with me for months, because it's 'cozy'. He also told me about his crush on another girl. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 7 June 2016 16:34

He sounds like a jerk, and that's his "polite" way of saying "I just want you for sex, while I see other people." He has no respect for you and isn't worth it, especially since he's already talking about another girl he's interested in, time to rethink the relationship.

bonehead69 15

Tuesday 7 June 2016 18:59

time to throw that one back to sea and find another..

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 7 June 2016 16:34

He sounds like a jerk, and that's his "polite" way of saying "I just want you for sex, while I see other people." He has no respect for you and isn't worth it, especially since he's already talking about another girl he's interested in, time to rethink the relationship.

bonehead69 15

Tuesday 7 June 2016 18:59

time to throw that one back to sea and find another..

minhas6096 10

Tuesday 7 June 2016 19:06

Ohh dearrr

Mynxie 26

Tuesday 7 June 2016 20:06

And now you show him the door and find someone who values you properly.

will968 15

Tuesday 7 June 2016 23:54

.......Whadda douche

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