Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML
carla6991 tells us more.
I actually do play with him and am commissioner of the crew and am a bit of a gamer myself. However, I require a bit more than 2 hours of sleep and don't feel like playing during every bit of spare time I have. We had a talk about it last night though and he agreed to cut down when I'm home from work so we'll see!
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krash357_fml 7
Join the crew! Totally worth it!
ManInTheMachine 20
The only way to solve this is to get another console, get GTA V, join his crew, and then once you get close enough as a team after multiple rounds of robberies and joyrides, systematically kill everyone off in your crew and blackmail them into leaving. Then, once your boyfriend is reduced to an emotional wreck, send him a message that states: "You should have spent more time with me." Or you can ask him to spend more time with you. That works too.
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Comments (221)
sunnyray812 42
There should be time for you and the game equally so it can be fair.
justconcon33 7
hey, its gta v
DocBastard 40
After reading this, I'm even more glad that I haven't played a video game since Starcraft. And so is Mrs. Bastard.
perdix 31
The more I read FML, the more I think that there are a few men who genuinely love being in the company of women and they should have harems, while the rest can play video games and ********** and occasionally purchase the services of a prostitue.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
prostitute*
perdix 31
#36, auto-political-correct purposely screws up words it doesn't like, DYAPC!
TheDrifter 24
Perdix may be on to something here. Prostitutes are seriously cheaper than girlfriends, or so I'm told. I'm not sure I could deal with a harem, I scramble for cover with just one woman mad at me. Nagging in quardaphonic stereo would be torture.
perdix 31
#60, it's counter-intuitive. When you are stuck with one woman, she can afford to nag you. With the harem, the non-naggers get the sugar, so that behavior just disappears.
jonahwalzer 12
Idk why girls put up with extreme gamers like that, once your gone they will know what they are missing out on.
TIRiIPIPiN 6
It's GTA 5. What do you expect?
Bradley_Dillon 39
If I was a girl, I'd expect nothing more.
ice723 5
why is he still your bf?
TheTruthIsHarsh 4
Any guy who puts a game above a girl is a complete idiot. #35, gl having a relationship with a game.
Gho5tk3y 17
Needs a "coffee" feature, just sayin.
SaintGoobers 19
GTA V ruins nothing!