Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
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DeadLily 19
Lmao. OP here. I have had sex while my husband or myself being on the phone. It's just really embarrassing when it happens around other family members since I don't see them often. Now being both of us are gamers, our friends hear it all the time through teamspeak. And the jokes never cease. Anyways. I don't even get pleasure out of it, it's just a reflex. Also! Thanks for the comments! You guys are great!
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RHChiliPeppers 17
Try not to sneeze while on the phone for a job interview, OP.
Benmantha 31
That's one hell of a sneeze.
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Comments (25)
UnidentifiedFun 37
You could have just ended the FML after you mentioned that you moan after every sneeze
that_guy31 12
who ***** while on the phone?
DeadLily 19
Lmao. OP here. I have had sex while my husband or myself being on the phone. It's just really embarrassing when it happens around other family members since I don't see them often. Now being both of us are gamers, our friends hear it all the time through teamspeak. And the jokes never cease. Anyways. I don't even get pleasure out of it, it's just a reflex. Also! Thanks for the comments! You guys are great!
blazerman_fml 17
Push To Talk :) Saves lives :3
DeadLily 19
I hate push to talk though... I talk very soft so it's a nuisance.
DarthTaco351 12
I think you can setup a mute/unmute hot key OP. I had a friend whose dog would never shut up that did it.
blackrose1996 11
That's not an FML that's an lol
DeadLily 19
I'm not tech savvy, but I'm sure there is my husband has his set up that way. I'll just beg him to do it for me ?
Big_Pickle 18
Many microphones come with a mute switch, but without knowing what you have I cant help. If it comes down to you you could just unplug the mic and then plug it back in when finished.
wiccked 8
that's hot
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
W?e