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parkoursam Chicago, United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

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Thanks for the advice lol

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

your doctor knew.. lol

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I wonder if your doctor says that to everyone...or maybe you were his first and it gave him a chuckle.

Lol at least he has a sense of humor.

I'm sorry you're not a man... Why shave pubes they make you a man...

Brb re enrolling in Med school to make punny diagnoses.

That's hot can I see? =)

Hmm just got my physical today and had the same thing happen

"It's my dicken a pox!"

Hey guys! About my other comments made on here, let me tell you WHY I said it. Razor burn has been commonly mistaken for herpes. The doctor then gives the patient medicine that they don't need which can lead to other problems. As a nurse working in an OBGYN office over the past few years, I've seen this happen more than enough times. The doctor in this situation has a good sense of humor, but I'm laughing because it seemed like he shaved wrong, which can easily be avoided.

Roflmao...never heard that one before. But in all seriousness, your doc sounds like a jerk for not being professional

He seems like a funny guy