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Anonymous United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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collie_man 0

and then he gave you blue balls?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?

You have no idea what blue balls are, do you? -_-

hahahahaha thats great

Are you infertile now?

Cats like playing with dangley things, curtain tassels, shoe laces, testicles.....

Today, my stupid human slave/foodgiver put me under a blanket and farted. FML but I ravaged his balls, so yeah, not-so-FML

FAIL!! hahahahahahaaaaa!!! Good job

joke's on you pal.

HeartlessxBitch 0

#34 ftw! & you tried to suffocate a kitten with farts! WTF is wrong with you! YDI!

Don't care bout the OP he obviously deserved it, but these comments are making me laugh so hard, especially #28 #33 #38, #51

AntiChrist7 0

please tell me you are sterile now. so your stupid genes can't reproduce anymore