Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
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Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.
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xZoeAmethystx 12
Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?
SkoomaKi 28
Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.
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Comments (119)
EyeLoveChicken 0
Why would you allow him to control you like that? I understand it's his house his rules, but if you aren't in his house and it isn't illegal why the **** does it matter
tne201992 12
Ummm public intoxication, is illegal!!! He's lucky a cop wasn't right there.
vodkaliciouz 4
Here's a news flash for you: you were already a laughingstock of normal people's social circle for being out drinking at Safeway parking lot, in the first place. Don't be hatin on your dad, and please, have some class.
CLW_fml 9
You're 24. Drinking in parking lots is for teenagers.
vvmativv 8
Well, you were drinking in a parking lot, so you were already the laughing stock of society. **** these 'friends' and move up in the world
java_monster 1
Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot of all places?
journeytotheend 16
You guys sound like losers anyways. Drinking in a Safeway parking lot at the age of 24 haha
jennikitten 6
YDI for drinking in a Safeway parking lot.
zuzupetalsYO 11
So ALL of your social circle still lives at home? Are they still teenagers!
chippa 24
It doesn't say that anywhere.
Amb3rDucki3 12
Should been a cop and arrested the lot of you for drinking in public.
khaya 9
Did he pull out his punishment stick and wave it around threateningly.