Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my car in a store parking lot waiting for someone.... - FML

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By theweirdantisocialgirl - 18/01/2017 02:41 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was in my car in a store parking lot waiting for someone. A woman and a little boy were getting into the car next to mine. The little boy for some reason pointed at me said "Mom! Somebody is waiting for you!" and the woman responded by saying "No, he's waiting for someone else." I'm a girl.

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