Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML
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EevieBear 26
Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.
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arano 29
Just tell them that it is the evil closet. Should scare them from ever going in there.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Buzz and Woody are branching out to wardrobes now!
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Comments (49)
GhostFox 34
I'm amused by all the people assuming that the closet raising was OP's idea. I mean, yeah, it could have been, but it could have just as easily been one of the kid's ideas. The amount of people saying they deserve it for going through the closets are also making other assumptions. One for example being that people are assuming the parents' room was off limits, when it could have been open.
Colon_Man 17
My parent's room was semi open, but we kids didn't go in there because it smelled like my dad's farts. He is like an 'Air Wick' spritzer. Always "refreshing" the air.
Mortoli 30
lol no man no parents bed room is ok to go into unless you need the bathroom, for synchronizing bathroom of multi kids. as for her going through parents bedroom closet or personal cabinets and stuff that closed. even the kids shouldnt be allowed to go through all their stuff. ops intentions were good but you overstepped bounds in parents room. however if the toys were in a different closet say hall closet then thats on parents.
RedWolfy 7
It doesn't matter you DO NOT go into the PARENTS bedroom. Op could have made up an excuse any excuse to stop the kids (thats why as a babysitter you have to be smart & quick on your feet)(it's okay, it's not made out for everybody) , and relative or not DON'T GO INTO THE ADULTS BEDROOM. Plain & simple, it's not hard.
EevieBear 26
Op here! I know I probably sound very desperate replying to all these comments, but I think everyone is making assumptions. I agree, I worded the FML very poorly. So, I apologize for that. But to be clear, I did not go into the bedroom. I was cooking dinner and the children were going through the closets. If you care, you can read my follow up, everything will en explained there. Thanks!
BrandiLush 31
I had the same thing happen at my house #35. Our dads must have been related lol.
__doge__ 15
YDI for going through their closets without permission. You're a babysitter not an investigator.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
That's what you get for looking though people's stuff. You should have only looked in the linen cupboard and the kids' closets. Looking anywhere else, especially in other people's rooms is inappropriate- the children should be learning that too, you just set a bad example.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Well I guess you kind of deserve it for going into someone else's wardrobes.
mssileas 25
So you taught them about sex toys and invasion of personal space at the same time. You really did that to yourself, what did you expect in an adult couple's closet?
vikky538 29
As long as they don't think those toys as Narnia weapons you are good
Muerteds 18
Mr. Tumnus is a baaaaad goat!
EevieBear 26
Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.
EevieBear 26
And for the whole "to appease them we checked every closet in the house" that was a mistake on my part. Sorry!
BrandiLush 31
That's got to suck for everyone involved. If you aren't too embarrassed by it, I'd give the parents a head's up about the situation.