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Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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Icalasari 0

I approved this one! :D Wonder how the process works, anyways? Bet it is multiple people have to approve the same one... Anyways, yeah, that sucks =/

Revolutionary theory.

greatnt249 0

Don't they have nets to prevent that sort of thing from happening?

They only have nets behind the goals, OP was sitting on the upper side of the rink, where there's no netting

Icalasari 0

Ok, who is deleting all the comments and why? >.>

Should've socked him in the jaw.

uhm... either that's from a movie... or you have some SERIOUS bad luck issues... >_>''

Ouch, my mouth hurt just reading that. You should have stole the puck back from that old man.

rootbeerfanatic 6

ooo.. that sucks big time stupid old guy, what a jerk!

"I wasn't paying attention", YDI since they tell you to pay attention.

Nothing like pro sports brings out the brutal, animalistic nature of man.

Hell yeah! XD

SVelasquez 0

Well I don't know about you, but I'd be more concerned with my teeth than some random guy stealing the puck.