Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
So_Yeah tells us more.
OP, mhm, actually. Me and my brothers joke around like that all the time, we're close enough to mess with each other and not let it bother us. And his wife (uhm, soon to be ex), I always thought, was one of the sweetest people in the world, so I never expected this. Yus, my foot is firmly in my mouth, and Imma leave it there a while so I don't say anything else stupid any time soon -.-
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Incubuss 0
FYL? **** HIS life!
X_totallysucks_X 0
How is this an FYL? Poor guy ... FHL ...
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razmaster96 0
I feel so bad for your brother. :(
rachilio 26
And this is your FML how?
jessherself13 21
Ouch, **** his life AND your life. I hope you were able to smooth it over with him, and I hope by now he's doing okay.
jrok98 8
People like these aren't bad people, they just are sorrowful. OP, it's more like a FHL. I wish luck to your brother!
CryosFear 14
Pajamas
macetheace 7
Oh shit
ZombieSlaya115 17
I hope you die