Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML
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CreamGravy 36
Well to be honest I made the whole thing up because I got tired of being that one guy at work who can't get a girlfriend. It's a small place, there are only 8 of us who work there, and I'm the only one that's single, so I get jokes about it quite a lot. They're nothing bad, I know it's all in fun, but yesterday someone made yet another joke about it and for some reason I just blurted out that I had a date tonight. As soon as I did I figured might as well go with the story, so when I got questioned about it I made up a fake name and description for the girl as well. The best part is that I told everyone I was taking her to this really fancy and expensive restaurant, so when they saw me at McDonalds it was ironic actually. Luckily for me today is a holiday, but I have a feeling tomorrow the mocking is going to be worse than ever. I voted YDI by the way.
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Blastoid 13
I guess it didn't turn out to be one happy meal... :D
dunicha 20
you should've just told them that you got stood up.
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Comments (170)
golden_warrior 23
Oh, my date Ronald just went to the washroom... Ronald McDonald
vuduguru 5
you lied, ydi, should've asked them to go out
fallslikedominos 10
It's okay to be alone sometimes. Maybe they'll just think your date stood you up, although that's not much better.
Wizardo 34
No shame I'm being single or anything, try hanging put with your coworkers more and suddenly you'll manifest your own social life.
Ayden241 10
Should've just stayed at home.
micha090 21
Ydi OP for lying. Don't lie and meet up new people or hangout with old friends. Good luck :-)
joopjoop 19
why don't you find an actual person to ask on an actual date? or even an actual friend to hang out with not on a date? YDI for lying about something so silly.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
this isn't what it looks like :-P
roza043 14
YDI for lying, and then go out alone on a place where people easily can spot you.
cgart96 15
Should have used the drive-thru. Lol